*sexts harry* what r u wearing?
Me: *busts a nut*
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
every time anyone brings up their SAT score post-high school they are automatically advanced one circle into hell
Oh jesus christ. This is the first tweet you see when you open up the account Niall just followed.