yes i am a boy. yes that is a banana in my pocket. no i am not happy to see you
"i mean of course i’m happy to see you, I’m sure you’re lovely, but i’m just not HAPPY to see you. like, penis happy"
Parineeti Chopra responds to a male reporter who claims to know nothing about periods (menstrual cycle). [X]
i dont understand how straight men can possibly have any expectation of spending the rest of their lives putting their penises into vaginas without bothering to know anything about periods i mean come on
I have had too many conversations with men about birth control and abortion that end with ME explaining the menstrual cycle, or how ovulation works.
It’s honestly disgusting.
The Maine on Warped Tour: 2009 vs 2014"This summer has not only reinstilled our passion for performing, but reignited the spark of youth that flow through these same veins on this same tour back in 2009." - John O’Callaghan
my sister’s view on one direction’s fashion sense:
- louis: “smoked weed once and won’t let anyone forget it”
- zayn: “posh college student ft. laid back beyonce”
- harry: “hippie mom that’s a little too happy about being pregnant”
- niall: “frat boy… might’ve sucked some dick but no one judges him”
- liam: “he looks like he’s about to get into a rap battle”
WHAT A GIRL WANTS
WHAT A GIRL NEEDS
money for concert tickets
- Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
- Me: don't
- Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
- Uterus: hardly any breaks??
- Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
- Uterus: if something were to
- Uterus: happen
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence